These Sales are Unreal, as are The Zombies on The Weaponized Trash Panda Collection

Stat Blocks

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000

The stat blocks I used when I ran this adventure.

Events of the Scenario

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000

This will provide a list of scenes for the scenario, should you decide to run it.

Sales Unreal - What's Really Going On

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000

A recollection of the forces that started this whole mess.

Sales Unreal - What went down

Sat, 25 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000

The Original Recap: #

(Written by Damien’s player)
“We started off the session with a trip to the convenience store on Black Friday around the afternoon. The ride took place in Damien’s car which had Irene in the front smoking a cigarette and putting on a French facade. Blair sat in the back and was adamant about buying a blender for Damien’s milkshake addiction. (No one knows why he has that). As metal music blared all the way to the store Jeff had made it inside and was on the hunt for cigarettes. The angry med student needed something to take the edge off.

Resources

Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000

Safe Ritual Closure in Emergencies
Safe Ritual Closure in Emergencies: Clean